Cloud Space
+++ WELCOME TO CLOUD SPACE ULTRA! +++ I AM SO COOL +++ POO POO PEE PEE +++ HELLO WORLD +++ DO YOU BELIVE +++ I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE +++ HAHAHAHAHAH +++ He lives in a house. He lives in a house as just roughly 66% of the population does. He owns a house with a roof, a floor, various lighting fixtures, and windows. He has a kitchen, a bathroom, and a bedroom. He even has a dedicated piano room, although he has never learned to play it. His house although may be considered a bit unorthodox, or strange. You see, his house was built in the year 234192 A.D, on a large asteroid orbiting the Tatooine gas giant Kepler-16b. He is John Buch. Jhon inherited the house (now named the “Buch Residence”) from his father, Mariam Buch, after he died of Gallbladder cancer. Mariam was a corrupt man. He exploited the legal system to behold himself upon grotesque amounts of imperial cash. He originally lived in the house, but after his death, John was given it from Mariam's will. Two maids were assigned to the residence in 234185, Martha H. and Kelly H. They were born as slaves to that of Leviticus Hambegnaile as gold extractors from a nearby geocentric deposit. They were sold to John's father just some years after both of the twins' 17th birthday. But later, after Mr. Buch's death, John inherited them. Now they work doing house chores. Mowing the lawn, and cutting Jaboticaba from the Jaboticaba tree. They hiraeth for an anemoia of not having to work day in and day out, but life will not allow for Maria and Kelly. The dog of the house, promptly named Doggy, is a 2 year old Bernese mountain dog pup. He spends his days bugging John and running around the asteroid. John got Doggy from a pet store stand in the D.I.F (Decennial Intersystemic Fair), when the dog was just 2 weeks old. Tangentially, the fair is a celebration about the supernova of IK Pegasi, which was the star that hosted the planet Pegasus (formerly IK Pegasi B). This planet has the main base of operations for STAGMA, a planetary terrorist group. The D.I.F was first celebrated in 223500, started by the coalition of terrestrial planets, or the CoTP. The Buch Residence is currently orbiting Kepler-16b, as stated earlier. Its purpose there is to dock at the IKSS (intrasolar Kepler space station), so that John can commune with Hillary Adam about a possible trade. The trade will involve John trading Jaboticaba, for some extra PraeterFuel™️. Although the asteroid that the Buch Residence is residing on usually is in orbit, it is equipped with thrusters for manual travel. Hence the fuel. There is an operating building opposite the house on the asteroid, to control the engines. The main pilot is Capt. Jerald Hawnson, with the co-pilot being Clint West. These two people met at a bar in the Kapteyn's system. They both had just finished a long 14 hour red eye from Kapteyn B to C together, but did not get to know each other that well. So at the bar they talked and soon became great friends. About 5 - 6 years after their meeting, they were hired by John to work as pilots. The head engineer of the asteroid is named (Phd.) Kathren Jane. She has had a long connection with John, dating back to high school. She was the daughter of Jenson Jane, who was a significant business partner to Miriam Buch. She was hired as the engineer 3 months before the pilots.

Cloud Space Ultra

"I'm actually so cool"

-Eli, 2026


Welcome! I think you are cool too! Never stop loving yourself, and never stop loving being you. you are amazing, and special, and entirely unique. the sites you see, the things you do. so please, never stop being yourself. play some MARIO

Here is a short story by me

(there are many more hidden ones around the page.)

Anomalous Gravitational Manifold or A.G.M is an unstable third dimensional Euclidean vector that was first discovered by James Andrew Renheiser in 1978, When he accidentally released immense amounts of energy, with a mishap using a particle accelerator. In the coming years, he repeatedly attempted to repeat the incident, using various methods of gravitational and spatial manipulation. His colleagues remark “he was insane. He didn't leave the lab, he didn't talk to us. When we did see him, he was unkempt and convalescent.” In the early 1990s he founded “Renheiser Industries" which studied and metamorphosized spatial anomalies such as A.G.M. They later went on to build the first low proximity magnetic distortion system, or LP-MDS. It works by using ~1500 tesla magnets to pull apart particles so far apart, it essentially perforates all third dimensional matter in a nearby area. They continued refining the design “countless times” as a worker expresses. On December 12th 2001 the final design was tested. It used so much energy, a nationwide blackout accord, being known in history as “the great energy crisis." This blackout lasted for the following months, causing nearly 7 million casualties, also due to hospital failures, heating/cooling collapse, riots, ect.. Renheiser Industries faced significant legal backlash, as well as hatred from civilians. Despite the challenges, Renheiser Industries created a separate power grid from the rest of the country, for private testing, without national consequences. Thus began the second testing of LP-MDS. After initial electromagnetic oscillations, the lab grew quiescent, although the “Portal” was extremely unstable. They sent probes in to take pictures, but after an hour the portal shut down due to charge disequilibrium. The following week they opened the portal up again, to retrieve the probes. Once retrieved, they opened the recorded pictures on an external monitor, and began research. From the photos, they could tell that the interior resembled that of an office building. There was moist carpet covering the entire floor, based on their captured images. The walls were stained yellow wallpaper, with a sort of striped design. On some parts of the walls, there was text written with some sort of black substance, most likely a form of paint. 7 months later, after the research commenced, on July 5th 2003, the first human expedition team was sent in for research, now being known as “Prometheus 1.” They were attached to a 5 mile long red ribbon, and were supplied with under padding, a glock 19, radios, batteries, lights, chalk/markers,a camera, and a hazmat suit, with an oxygen tank, and a gas mask. They were also given 1 month's worth of canned food and bottled water. The team consisted of John Matthew Rubin, Edward Orion Shawn, Samantha Lilly McCarthon, and Elijah Winter Jr. the following month, the team came back. They described how it isn't just moist carpet and yellow wallpaper. But there are different “sectors.” They vary in size, shape and infrastructure. Some resemble the interior of a trampoline park, while others resemble a full city. “You could go walking for an hour in one direction, and you could see 2 - 3 different sectors, or you could walk for a week, and stay in one” as John Rubin states. In the following months, they got the permits and supplies necessary to keep the portal open 12/7. They began extensive research, and established a digital and physical archives of A.G.M, that worked as a complete lexicon. In 2010, Renheiser Industries officially became the most profitable company in the world, due to being able to sell sectors of A.G.M to other companies, to use for storage.

arrangement of letters

PLXQWR   AZSXDC   FVGBHN   JMKOLP   QWERTY   UIOPAS   DFGHJK   LZXCVB   NMALKS   DJFIEI   WOEIRU   QPALZM   WOSXCD   ERFTVG   BYHNMK   LOPKJI   UHBGCX   RDXWZA   QSCVFT   BGHNJK   PLMJNH   BGFVDC   MZNBTK   VCODPX   RQWZLM   KSTBGH   JPLRXM   HFYDSW   BNMKLO   XCVBHT   QWERTZ   LKJHGF   POIUYT   MNBVCX   ASDFGH   ZXCVBN   YTREWQ   HJKLMN   BVCXZA   QAZWSX

About Me

My name is Eli, or Mr. Cloud. (my name IS NOT Eli Cloud). I love art, books, and TV. my favorit show is Steven universe. Im a-bit of a Sesquipedalian, but i try to refrain from doing so.

My Favorite Things:

  • Thing one: Art (of all kinds)
  • Thing two: Walking for a long time
  • Thing three: Learning new things (like HTML)
  • Favorite animals:

  • White-cheeked gibbon
  • Pale-throated sloth
  • Pure Main coon cat
  • Canadian lynx
  • Whale shark/lemon shark
  • Bernese Mountain Dog
  • Favorite artists:

  • Paul Chadeisson
  • marcel deneuve
  • martin parker
  • Simon Stalenhag
  • tsutomu nihei
  • Monstergarden (on youtube)